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rody-soul

3 years ago

**drinks your bones like soup**

"Can we please stop trying to drink my bones. I'm getting concerned."

"At least drink Deku's instead. He's used to breaking them, at least!"

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ask anonymous slurp

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d-gteeths

2 years ago

Oh absolutely.

come get ya juice

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the tropes are hungry slurp come get yall juice

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dj-litness

2 months ago

Cute date idea: you and your friend kiss and lick and touch on each other until I slide my hard dick between your mouths and then take turns on your throats while the other licks on my balls and ass. Dirty girls. 😈

Oh yea, a date. We can get food after.

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xsuspencexkillsx

3 months ago

I miss my Coke Zero so much 😩.. why don’t I have any 😿‼️what the fucj !!!

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GRRRR im gonna crash out coca cola om nom nom slurp somebdoy give me my fuckinh caffeine

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reallytinyhideout

2 years ago

Honestly the sun looks like it would taste like a pineapple strawberry froyo or a strawberry shaved ice thingy

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sun I WANT TO EAT IT Yipee!! cronch slurp im fucking losing my mind imma be cronchin the sun no more sun

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reallytinyhideout

2 years ago

Honestly it probably would, but that then asks, what flavor jolly rancher?

I want to slurp a lava lamp

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jolly rancher Yipee!! slurp lava lamp

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sofiahydman

6 years ago

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kebz-the-soda-bottle

1 week ago

Why are people so scared of algebrian looking straight into your soul, like shouldn't you be used to it??

Oh.. ITS ALL GOOD TILL ITS NOT HUMANIZED TWO 😭

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