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1 year ago

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*


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2 years ago

Hiccup: Did you kill that man?

Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.

Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.

Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!


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2 years ago

Hiccup: School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

Fishlegs: It tested my patience.

Snotlout: It tested my ability to hold my pee.

Ruffnut: It tested my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.


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2 years ago

Heather: What are the hardest things to say?

Astrid: I was wrong.

Hiccup: I need help.

Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!


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3 years ago

no one:

carlisle: maybe the real immortal child was the friends we made along the way


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Incorrect Interland quotes #2

Cyberbully: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution. Oversharer: You could lose a few. Hacker: You could be less lazy. Phisher: Don’t be such a bitch. Cyberbully: Okay DAMN, SHIT.


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Incorrect Interland quotes #1

Cyberbully: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Oversharer: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Cyberbully: It fucking sucks. Oversharer: ...That's not constructive criticism.


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4 months ago

aubrey, just getting home from work: what are you doing?

beca, standing on a table: this is my house, i can stand wherever i want in it

aubrey, rolling up his sleeves: where's the spider?

beca nearly crying: under the table.


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