Spider-man Noir - Blog Posts

canon event

reposting and tagging noir for you whores (with love) bc I think everyone should draw inspiration from this man and apply it to noir (beat him up more)

Here's this drawing of Harold Lloyd I did that I really like considering the picture I used was the lowest quality I could ask for (dunno why I did that to myself) which is why I did the hand good enough

ref below cut bc yeah, I did make it HD

hey did you know pete's spider-sense didn't flare up at all in the scene where he kills vulture. hey did you. did you know that

What's this noir au you speak of?

I sent a screenshot of this to my friend and he said "oh they fucked up"

I have another post explaining some of the more graphic parts of my AU, but here's another post in attempt to write it better!!

This AU is a continuation of literally every comic minus the noir fanservice ones (2020) because those aren't him that's ITSV noir and I stand by that. So this takes place after Spider-Geddon, ight? So a fair amount of time has passed and he's seen even more horrors. And boy oh boy have the horrors plagued him. He's gone textbook definition psychotic. Before you get any ideas, this is in no way glorifying psychosis. I know firsthand how disturbing the experience can be, and a lot of this is me transcribing my own experiences if I'm being honest.

So, he's psychotic. And can you blame the guy? You can only take so much of the people around you getting killed (and eaten) before it takes a toll. But don't you guys worry, my biggest pet peeve is when characters aren't written realistically or out of character. He's always had incredibly strong morals, and I don't intend on changing them; just amping them up by 1000.

So he gets back from literally fucking dying in Spider Geddon (okay I am taking some things from the 2020 comics because I'm not THAT creative) and just wants a hug from Aunt May, only to be rejected. And not just "no, you're supposed to be dead" rejection, oh no. I'm talking disgust. She shuts the door on him, she can barely look him in the eyes without feeling even more hatred for the kid she thought she once knew. And this crushes Peter, as it would anyone. So he goes to the next person he can think of: Mary Jane. Oops, she died overseas. So he goes to the Robertsons who let him in with warmth. Yeah that's right, I'm not a total fucking asshat. But Robbie still is lobotomized so all poor Petey can do is cry on his lap. Idc what anyone says, he does this at least once a week since it happened because I said so.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT! IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE HAS A CAT! So he's still sane at this point. He continues on with his miserable life the best he can… which is not great. He can barely afford rent, none of his cases are working out, and he slowly begins to isolate himself out of disappointment. The only time he goes out is as Spider-Man because despite how Aunt May feels, it's the only time where he can be himself. It's the only time where he can just… run. From everything. From his personal life, from his work life, from his miserable state. The only thing that's really keeping him together is those moments of freedom and his cat. Until she dies. That's right, the cat dies.

Everything holding him together, everything that kept him from just abandoning everything, is gone. NOW cue the psychosis. I meant it when I said the cat was all that was holding him together. Because now nothing makes sense. It's just not fair. Now everything is a nightmare. He can't find a single speck of joy in his life. Scratch that, he can't even feel anything. He's nothing but numb.

Till one classic, cliché night (you won't believe this), a robbery occurs (Bro thought he could avoid a robbery that drastically changes his entire way of life 💀💀💀). Unfortunately for the robber, fortunately for Peter, beating the mook up made him feel something.

So he kept doing it. Going out of his way to punch the bad guys. But like any high, it comes down. The adrenaline runs off and the thrill leaves you empty once more. And eventually punching bad guys doesn't cut it anymore. He digs up some cases where he knows the son of a gun got away with it, and decided to put justice into his own hands. So when he finally took an asshats life, he felt alive for the first time in god knows how long.

But once more, it wears off. Just shooting someone isn't enough. Yeah, taking a life is intense, but they deserve more. These are the scum of the earth he's looking for, and getting shot is mercy. Mercy he doesn't have. Not anymore.

and ask to be mutuals!

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Spider-Man Noir

Hey guys! I'm sure I will get an ✨artistic block✨, so you can tell me what I can draw.

Also school starts back up in few weeks, so I'm not going to be as active as I am now (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)

posting this here too since i forgot i had tumblr

( ignore the audio cut at the end idk what happened )

Posting this here as well because tiktok flops everything I post OH MY GODDD its not even funny anymore

Anyways merry christmas

she fully believes she's better than everyone else

𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 🐈‍⬛ HEADCANONS

· he's constantly in need of attention, he wants attention, so he rubs against Peter's ankles all the time, and does not stop until he receives caresses

· he loves to rub his muzzle against Peter's palm

· he is territorial, if someone enters the house he immediately become defensive and start hissing, probably always staying between Peter's legs, following him as he moves with the guest in the house

‧ he sits, rolls over on his back, on Peter's papers and notes, especially when he's working (he's so drama queen, he wants attention)

· "I'll give you attention later little one, now let me work" - nah Peter will end up cuddle him after saying that, work can wait

· I'm convinced that Peter found him on the street during a cold night, he couldn't resist and brought him home in the heat to make sure he was okay, and from there Ding Ding became part of his life

‧ Peter choosed "Ding Ding" because when he found him in the streets he wore a collar with a little bell that made that noise

· it's like therapy for Peter, having someone who doesn't judge you, who needs attention, care and affection from you, who keeps you company in your loneliness (this one made me sick in the stomach, I can't)

Here's my rendition of 2009 and Spider-verse noir in the sims. I love them very much and use them for inspo and references. 10/10, I think everyone should do this.

A few dumb screenshots I have plus grim below the cut <3

bottom one reminds me of this thing I did when our teacher had us do a check-in

Noir doodles I made a while ago....I will make more trust

got carried away and put too much detail into something that will barely be visible! So heres a zoom in because I think it's pretty good for digital. I'm still fresh to the digital world, so more realistic details like this that I would be able to do traditionally.... are hard. 😔

the glasses gave me a drawing idea.

I finally jump into spiderverse i ohhh boy that's was FUN so when a see spider noir i just.... I just cannot draw him HE SO SILLY

everytime someone headcanons a fictional character as aromantic an angel grows its wings

another drawing of my favorite old man

Is anyone going to draw/animate noir to Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones or am I going to have to do that myself

You know you've been working on something too long when either you start seeing colors or colors suddenly appear

slowly making up for the art I've never posted

oh yeah here's this unmasked ITSV noir I did

i did this very long ago and no, I didn't finish it. I gave up. Why? because I drew this with my FINGER, and I got tired. But I don't think I did half bad. guys I didn't even have the ability to do a clipping mask. I barely had functioning layers. so that's why it's bad. but the second is the most spiderverse stylized one? I guess? idk

alt versions below the cut!

here's some other combos i guess.

I LOVE YOUR ART SO SO SO SO MUCH OH MY GOD YOURE MY FAV ARTIST BTW

i love your spidey robbie :3

thank you!! heres some more doodles of him :]

me declaring my love for ding-ding. I love ding-ding. so. much.

husband dump

Ugh my bae.

Noir: “Can you take that down? This is very inappropriate.”

Hobie: “Suck my dick from the back!”

Noir: “Oh lord, I haven’t done that since 1912…”

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Based on fan art by @brown-spider

Captions by @hobiesdump

Photographer and Noir cosplayer are both credited on my Instagram!

(Filmed in a location where graffiti is legal—definitely do not post video evidence of crimes)

— 𝒮pider-man 𝒩oir !! ★ ...