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Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.
Pepper : Yeah I am.
Tony, at Friday : You're my child.
Friday : Yes boss.
Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.
Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?
Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.
Rhodey : Naturally.
Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!
Harley : Fuck you.
*after the Family has been separated for a few years*
Friday : So what have you been up to recently?
Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.
Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?
Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?
Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?
Peter : Cult leader.
Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.
Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?
Harley: Tomato
Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-
Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.
Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.
Peter:
Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.
Peter:
Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.
Peter:
Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.
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peter wearing one of those monkey leash backpacks which tony is holding on to. tony wearing one of those monkey leash backpacks which stephen is holding onto. oh and they are at disneyland.
Is it just me or does the characterization of Doctor Strange in Spiderman: No Way Home feel wrong? Throughout the first Doctor Strange he seems pretty mature and competent and then in Thor: Ragnarok he was quite stoic and mature. The same goes for both Infinity War and Endgame. Why is he all of the sudden acting so immature? I mean I feel like he would have heeded what Wong said and he wouldn't just decide to cast an extremely risky and dangerous spell. Honestly, you'd think he would have given Peter a nice cup of tea, explained why he couldn't manipulate reality for him, given him some good advice, and then sent him on his way.
So CUTE! I love this trio.
Hello! I’m Darian Kitsune and I’m 18 years old. I’ve been writing since I was in third grade and I haven’t stopped since then. With my family situation, college and stuff :( I decided to open writing commissions. I’m open to almost anything, I’m willing to come to terms with the customer if any dissagreement occurs:
Prices & What I Can Write:
1 cent per word.
Freestyle (You give me a prompt and I write a surprise text)
One shot: SFW / NSFW
Multi chapter(max 3) +$1 per extra chapter
Specific kinks(NSFW) +15% of total for each
Fandoms (Pairings I prefer) :
Dear Evan Hansen (Evan x Connor, Zoe x Alana)
Hamilton (Alexander x Angelica, Alexander x John Laurens)
The Heathers (Veronica x JD)
Sherlock (Johnlock)
Elementary (?) (Sherlock x Joan)
Marvel (Iron Man x Dr. Strange)
Venom (Eddie x Venom)
Sander Sides (Virgil x Roman, Patton x Logan)
Detroit: Become Human (Connor x Hank, Gavin x RK900)
Undertale (Frisk x Sans, Asriel x Chara, Frisk x Chara)
Deltarune (Susie x Kris, Ralsie x Kris, Susie x Noelle)
Doki Doki Literature Club (Natsuki x Yuri, Monika x Reader)
Steven Universe (Steven x Connie, Pearl x Amethyst, Ruby x Zaphire , Lapis Lazulli x Peridot, Kevin x Jamie)
Gravity Falls (Dipper x Bill, Mabel x Pacifica, Dipper x Wendy)
Voltron: Legendary Defenders (Lance x Keith, Keith x Shiro, Shiro x Lance, Lance x Pidge, Pidge x Shiro, Lance x Lotor)
Star vs the Forces of Evil (Star x Marco, Marco x Tom, Star x Jackie)
Miraculus Ladybug (Marinette x Chat Noir, Marinette x Adrien, Chat Noir x LadyBug, Adrien x LadyBug)
Adventure Time (Finn x Marceline, Marceline x Princess Bubblegum, Fiona x Marshall, Marshall x Gumball)
Villanous (Black Hat x Dr. Flug)
My Little Pony
(Twilight x Sunset/Starlight/Rainbow/Luna/Celestia, Starlight x Trixie, will add more later)
Can Include:
Ships, Pairing, Character x Character
NSFW
Fluff, Angst, Smut, etc.
AUs (explain at detail which)
I can work with almost everything, just mail or contact me directly if you’re interested in sth I didn´t mention so you can give me all the details on what you want. (There are some ships I don´t enjoy writing about, sorry).
Won´t Write:
Incest
Rape
Non-con/dub-con
Payment though paypal
Please include telling me: fandom, characters, pairings, estimated length, plot/summary, rating, your likes/dislikes, sth extra to add, etc.
And be specific about it.
Once accepted I will start writing after half of the commission price was paid upfront. You can make 1 final revision (or ask for more before the final, wil be +5%) at which the second half must be paid. You can keep your commission private or have it published (specify how you want it send to you).
I can also refuse commissions out because personal rasons. If I cancel anytime after payment, I will refund the payment and give you back your prompt. If you cancel, I will refund half of the amount paid, plus your prompt.
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