This Is Not The Tone I Imagine Maple Speaking To Me In But I Thought It Was Better For Internet Humor - Blog Posts

alfhildr-the-word-weaver

1 year ago

*Wiggling the string toy for my cats*

*I swing it over to Maple's paws*

Maple: Mother you are breaking my immersion. No prey would so readily surrender itself to me. I am a hunter to be feared. Mother I cannot believe that this is a creature I am meant to hunt. It should fear me. It should tremble and flee before--

*I swing the toy away*

Maple: Mother. That is simply too far. I am not going over there.