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The wedding is about to begin!!
I love this adorable Kristanna snippet on-the-fly by the talented @firawren ! Thank you so much 💖 And what a great game to inspire some fun writing!
I’ll take a Kristanna #32 (A kiss while someone watches) please! And happy to return the favour 🩵
Oh fun! Thanks for the ask! Do you mean you'd like to write a snippet too, or are you planning on drawing some kisses? Either way, I'd love you to do #11 for Kristanna!
32. A kiss while someone watches
Kristoff had never expected there to be hundreds of people watching him on his wedding day. Of course, he'd never expected to be marrying the Queen of Arendelle.
The second they were pronounced husband and wife, all he wanted was to run off with her, away from all those eyes, to have Anna to himself in private, showing his wife just how happy he was to be her husband. But everyone was watching them.
Anna wasn't as concerned about privacy. The second they got out of the church, she grabbed his face and kissed him, hard. A wild cheer rose up from the crowd, everyone hooting and laughing as they watched their fiery queen kiss her consort as if none of them were there.
Kristoff circled his arms around Anna's waist and tuned them all out as he smiled against her lips and kissed her back.
Written for the kiss ask game
Read all of these kiss fic snippets at the tag #kiss snippet. Read all of my stuff at the tag #my writing.
Bachelorette Party
My friend is getting married, and I’m a bridesmaid. Now I face my newest pressing fear. The Bachelorette Party. I am dreading this thing. I am not sex repulsed, more of a sex neutral, but still not a fan. And this party is going to be awful. Mostly because of the Thing. Penises. Lots and lots of penises. There will be cakes, straws, confetti, banners, games, fake ones, and (of all horrors) real ones.
I feel like I only have two options. Play along, pretend I’m interested and having fun, or decline the penis themed objects and food and be a buzz kill (story of my life). The last thing I want to happen is to be strong armed into explaining my orientation. I know these women; add booze to any occasion and they will nag at me until I give in and ‘enjoy it’ or explain myself.
The bride knows I am asexual, but the rest of the bridal party doesn’t know. I don’t have a particularly good relationship with a few of the bridesmaids and in simple terms: I NEVER want to talk about it with them.
900 Million People Practice Polygamy
A friend of mine said he thought only Muslims have more than 1 wife, but I remembered other groups who did, as well as the fact that 99% of Muslims I've met only had 1 wife (though 41% or more of Muslims are recorded as being polygamists), so here is the list of groups of people whose lifestyle is polygamy; having more than one wife at the same time:
⦁ Buddhists (even in nations such as Nepal and Bhutan, confirmed by my friends who live there and grew up there)
⦁ Celts (and many of their deities)
⦁ Christians (Mormons and various others of this religion's more than 45,000 denominations)
⦁ Hindus (during the Vedic times and others)
⦁ Jews (such as King Solomon (who had more than 900 wives and more than 300 concubines) and others)
⦁ Mongols, such as Genghis Khan and most of his male relatives for several generations before and after his reign (Genghis Khan, in fact, had so many that today there are 37 MILLION people related to him, 16 million are direct descendants of him, and that means 1 out of every 200 people on Earth comes from his life of polygamy --maybe that's why they say all Asians look alike! LOL)
⦁ Muslims (mostly Sultans and other well-to-do families)
⦁ Native Americans (many tribes, in fact --and that is for ALL the Americas; North, Central/Latin, and South)
⦁ Norse, such as Viking warlords (and many of their deities)
⦁ Royalty (many patriarchs well known throughout history in dozens of nations around the world have had many wives at the same time)
⦁ Atheists (Charlie Sheen comes to mind; two wives at the same time)
⦁ Scientologists (yes, some of their beliefs are rather amusing, but that is beside the point here)
⦁ Deities (many ancient gods, in general; not just of the Celts or Norse, are said to've had lots of wives)
⦁ and more than 200 million of the people in my country alone have, according to surveys and statistics from others sources, considered some degree of this lifestyle, usually starting by experimenting with affairs for a variety of reasons --including the fact that their spouses and other partners were turned ON by such 'cheating'; it actually strengthened their relationships, contrary to popular belief (or hater-agendas, propaganda, and media-flooding)
⦁ there are more than 50,000 known polygamists in the USA alone, and that number has been doubling every few years (even though, technically, excepting in Utah, polygamy is frowned upon by some U.S. laws)
⦁ and then there is the fact that nearly 50 million people use affairs-based online communities such as Ashley Madison, many of those flings resulting in secret second (and third) marriages
⦁ and polygamy is not only legal, but protected by law in more than half the 196 countries on this Earth
⦁ and I was even married to a woman who was a polygamist; she had another husband living in another country at the same time she was married to me
⦁ in total, about 1/8 of the human population practices polygamy (nearly 1 billion people), and between 1/3 and 1/2 of the human population lives in nations which either protect or at least allow polygamy (2.5 to 3.7 billion people live near polygamists, are accustomed to polygamy in their daily lives, and/or ARE the polygamists)
And if polygamy wasn't demonized by insecure individuals and groups, you'd better believe that the percentage of humans practicing polygamy would skyrocket from its current 13% to something more like 90%.
So when you see on my website that I, too, am a polygamist, now you know that it is actually quite common, perfectly normal, and as natural, healthy, and timeless as any relationships get. Yes, I will have many more wives in the future. Yes, I have the capacity to love them all. Yes, they will be in love with me and each other; we will all love one another fully and equally. Yes, it is okay. Yes, it is fun. Yes, I highly recommend it.
Polygamy isn't for everyone, but it IS for a LOT of people just about EVERYWHERE (~90 nations so far, and counting). Give it a try. You might be glad you did.
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
My gay wedding plan
I am into your "evil adviser" type of gal. If I marry this type of woman, I’d hold my wedding in the former abode of one of our highest-ranked enemies whom we have vanquished. There would certainly be a hunting party involving some of the guests, especially annoying co-workers, where we set the beasts on them while blasting William Tell Overture.
I don’t really want to blow out the budget, so I will be expecting gifts of high value.
Fashion-wise I have two options. I'm thinking either gothic black outfits, or highly ornamented business suits/dresses that border on dandyism.
As for the ceremonies and walking down the aisle, that will be up to my wife as I don’t give too much heed to that. I would like to bind our union with a pact of blood, but it’s not a must.
But, there must be feasting and the food must be excellent and varied. I want the bagels of New York, Pizzas delivered hot from Sicily, Borscht from Bulgaria, the best Beef Jollofs of Nigeria, the Pop Tarts of Suburbia, Georgian wine, the best Jams from France and kale and orange juice for the guests who are disfavoured.
I’d also like to have the Fuck Ceremony, which will involve my friends getting outrageously drunk, while my wife and I loudly have relations in the other room. Though like everything, this depends on what my hypothetical wife wants.
There will be no strange heterosexual anomalies, such as separate stag and hen parties.
I will not be a Bridezilla, but will instead be a cold, calculating, Bride Vetinari and I will ensure the workers are well compensated enough to not inform the public of our excesses.
Going to a royal wedding of an old friend!
Dreams I Never Wanted (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/g4FQGDMk5B Jack gets lonely and sleeps at Ianto's Then he accidentally friendzones him because they love each other but they won't tell each other Then Ianto is poisoned by an alien using a special poison can Jack save him in time? I got the idea for this when I was watching Supergirl and thought 'I could use that' and walla! Fanfiction.
Today is one of my best friends' wedding day and I'm taking bets on how long it'll take before I fist fight the Man of Honor.
Also, our morning so far has consisted of:
aggressively thawing chicken we promised to cook for the reception since it's a DIY wedding (friend and their fiance do not have contact with their family whatsoever)
Wondering why my banana pudding didn't solidify overnight
Making enough trips to the local Walmart to consider just working there part-time
Setting off the smoke alarm in our AirBnB making breakfast cause it's a 140-year-old victorian house
Having to take turns standing under the smoke alarm to use a towel to bat away the smoke and heat like it's some sort of stuck-up princess that can't handle anything other than a perfect 70-degree F day
Lemme know how much you wanna bet on me maybe getting a fist fight with the MOH if I lose I'll write you a fic or draw you a picture for your fic.
Thirdly, and most favoritely, the iconic wedding scene from The Princess Bride. This might be the second most quoted part of what is, for my money, the most heavily quoted movie of our time. There is something so classically hilarious about an old guy in a funny hat with a speech impediment performing an important act.
You can bet your ass there will be at least two members of the wedding party doing this bit from the rehearsal until the lights go out at the reception.
The best part: The way he says Buttercup something along the lines of "Buttahl-cah-wup"
The person up top is the one that made this post originally. But I genuinely wanted to ask a question. Where is this place cause it’s so pretty 
Wedding dress shopping for my Mum! And let me tell you, the ideas ARE FLOWING. I WANNA DRAW AND WANNA WRITE!! Making me think of wedding headcannons and events ♡(ŐωŐ人)