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eugh blugh anyway anyway. elias like talks to jon completely differently than he talks to anyone else. if jon is the room he is talking exclusively to jon regardless of how many other people are in the room. if jon is not in the room but there’s a tape recorder running he’s talking to jon. if he thinks jon might have this conversation relayed to him at a later date he’s talking to jon. mag 92 is hysterical because why did you pack this office with as many people as possible for this conversation and then audibly not break eye contact with one specific guy for twenty minutes. well this is because jon is the only person that actually exists to him in this situation. or most situations. elias knows he’s in a podcast but as far as he’s concerned he and jon are the only characters in it and everyone else is set dressing and he gets so cranky about it when the set dressing starts expressing free will. jon is aware that other people exist 95% of the time unless he is actively talking to and/or yelling at elias and then he kind of forgor. mag 102 when elias is like melanie is coming to murder me with a knife for like .25 seconds jon is like the fuck is melanie and then returns to reality and remembers he has a life outside of “weird thing with elias” and is kind of embarrassed. like uh whoops sorry got kind of intense there for a second (elias continues to be kind of intense unabated) (forever)
Ever since I was a young child, I knew I wanted to be a fucked up creature.
characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
A conversation between two geniuses
Not only am I not thinking about how Thomas’ legs are so long that Victoria got caught on his knee when she went to straddle him I’m actually super offended that you’d even suggest it 😡
Angst and hurt/comfort are some of my fav things to read but Jesus Christ the near constant “uwu poor little Viktor” attitude some ppl have is so fucking annoying.
Bet your ass that Chay jumped into that WiKxReader tag as soon as Kim left his house.
*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
bask in my extremely correct headcanon. Jean-Luc Picard asexual icon
andreil meet cute where andrew is a wizard and has a successful curse business (nonfatal but willing to maim for the right reason/price) and someone random is like "hey i need u to curse this asshole in my statistics class for me bcus we have an exam next week and i cant take another one of his stupid cocky smirks after getting an A" so andrew is like okay sure whatever, ez peasy. except he shows up to the cursee's dorm and it's warded to hell and back? what the fuck what kind of nerd wards their college dorm room against evisceration spells AND disappears only ur left sock spells?
so andrew is obviously Very Intrigued and gives up on his plan to break in and just knocks, except the most gorgeous man he's ever seen answers the door AND he's glaring at andrew like he can kill him with his eyes (which the quality of those wards? yeah maybe he can...). anyway andrew falls in love at first sight, and his first words to neil are "what the fuck is wrong with you"
MCD Dante (No last name) my beloved. I am so sorry about the MyStreet interpretation of you, you loyal loyal man.
Shout out to that one time somebody interrupted me mid staring out into nothingness and my automatic response after a few seconds of silence was to loudly shout (while looking them in the eyes) "I WAS IN THE BIBLE ONCE" in a voice that wasn't mine
They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again
Give me Sirius Black who has self harm scars on his arms and thighs. Sirius who has bruises on his wrists from hair elastics. Sirius who digs his nails into his arms when he’s stressed. Sirius who bites his hands when his nails don’t work. Sirius who rubs the insides of his wrists just to feel the scars because they comfort him. Sirius who punches walls when he’s overwhelmed. Sirius who is so used to pain as punishment that he thinks he deserves it whenever he does something he perceives as wrong. Sirius who learns when he’s young that pain is the best way to calm down.
A bastard, no bones about it.
Janus: Can you preheat the apartment? I'm on my way home
Virgil: What are you banana bread?
Janus: Be very careful with what you say next.
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"You poisoned me just for another dollar in your pocket."