Latest Posts by holyguacamolemydude - Page 2

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

If you're biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me. I am deadly serious.

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

How can anybody not like lesbians?

The name literally sounds like The Goods in French.

Les biens

The goods

Reblog if a fictional female character has positively influenced your life

Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather

i feel like the usage of femme by nonlesbians really comes down to not understanding the complexity of the term

like, are you actively rejecting the social standards of femininity being a way to perform sexually to men? are you using your feminine presentation to further your identity as a lesbian? are you centering your life around women and adamantly rejecting men, thereby ruining every social standard that has ever said ‘as a woman, you have to be pretty for men’?

or are you just using it to say you like lipstick

nonbinary appreciation post!!!!!!!!!!! yall deserve so much love and bountiful corn yields

The emotional cost is worth a fortune

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

Reblog this is you think trans guys are still guys even if they like soft things/pastel colors/etc.

I thoroughly agree

why not a canon marvel universe where NO ONE’s straight

UGH I JUST WANT A WIFE AND A FARM WITH A GORGEOUS FARM HOUSE AND A WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE AND A LOVELY FLORAL GARDEN AND I WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING NEXT TO MY FARMER WIFE AND COLLECT THE EGGS WITH MY WELLIES ON WHILE SHE MAKES US BREAKFAST okay I’m okay now

My friend said: “The lady is accusing the chickens of murdering her son, the lobster is the mother of the chickens. After this scene there will be a massive fight between the mums.”

someone who has never seen ‘trail to oregon’ explain this image please.

i know ive talked about this before but we literally have no reason not to bring the original gay flag made in the 70s by gilbert baker back to regular use!

the pink stripe was simply taken away because pink fabric was too expensive to mass reproduce at the time, and the turquoise stripe was taken away for a really odd reason: for the harvey milk remembrance parade in 1979, they wanted three stripes on each side of the street and didn’t want it to be asymmetrical, so they did away with the turquoise stripe. like, they could have fixed it in some other way without removing a whole stripe, but eh whatever history’s history.

the pink originally symbolized sex and the turquoise was for magic/art and it would just be really cool if we could bring both the stripes back into regular use again since there wasn’t any significance behind the removal of the stripes and we’re perfectly capable of mass producing flags with all the stripes again!

Good reasons to get stronger:

Lift girlfriend.

Lift wife (someday, I hope).

Protect women.

Intimidate men.

How did Marvel disguises go from this

To this

???

🤯

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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• I used to want to kill them all

While high on bath salt zombie drugs

And snacking on a dead man's face

• Feed my hunger for flesh

I want it warm and fresh

• Let me puke in your mouth, Em

Starkid lyrics you shouldn’t sing out loud in public

I want you to choke me, while I jerk off

People say it’s quite unlikely the two of us should stick, but I just tell ‘em hey, it’s me and my dick

Fuck you, I’m gonna kick your ass, fuck you, I’m taking you down, fuck you

Take off your clothes —> the entire song lol

Let’s get naked, yeah let’s get naked, get naked in a lake

All the grateful citizens will say to me… Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

The Nazis are not so bad (technically not starkid but ehhh)

please continue

This is one of the most relatable things I have seen in a while

“you’ve heard of manspreading. now get ready for whatever the fuck Clara’s doing”

-my mom commenting on how i was sitting in my chair

Behind the Scenes of Nick as Emma

throwback to that time yasmin khan went clothes shopping and came home with a new top:

hi Jodie Whittaker you don’t know me but i trust you with my life

[13 just found river after regenerating]

13: hello sweetie

river: oh hello sw-

river: JESUS CHRIST I MARRIED THE WRONG REGENERATION

rb if u want to see thirteen hold a cat at some point in her run

Yaz: Doctor, are you alright?

Thirteen: Yeah, ’m fine!

Thirteen’s mind: i can’t fit my hand inside a pringles can. i have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a pringles can. i can get my hand like four inches into the can but then i have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. what i’m trying to say is the diameter of pringles cans is way too small. i’ll say it again the diameter of pringle cans is way too small. two radiuses of a pringle can is way too small. i bet ninety percent of the complaint letters pringles gets are about the width of their cans. they should just make them wider.

[Source: Make Happy]

Thirteen: good morning team Tardis! I hope you all slept well! wile you were doing that I accidentally set the floor on fire.

Me and my friend are watching a bunch of Jodie Whittaker movies today and trying to prove that is just the doctor fucking around and having the time of her life. First up is Attack the Block where the doctor pretends she has no idea aliens exist and says fuck as much as she can because she can swear when the bbc isn’t looking

Random conversation I heard in school today:

Kid 1: *joking* dude you’re so fucking gay

Kid 2: well you’re not wrong

Their group: WHAT

just Dottie is a little bit gay.