Matthew: MOVE!

Charles: You have room!

Matthew: No, move out. You're like forty!

Charles: ...

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!Shadow and Bone (Netflix Show) Spoiler!

Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire

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3 years ago

Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

Matthew: But then I realized I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes.

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4 years ago

Police Officer: Turn around

Matthew: 🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round 🎵

Police Officer: TURN AROUND

Matthew: 🎵 Every now an-

Matthew: *gets tased*

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4 years ago

*When Gabriel and Cecily first meet*

Cecily: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Gabriel: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[Later]

Gabriel: You’re the scariest cupcake I’ve ever met.

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3 years ago

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

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