Chain Of Gold - Blog Posts

i only have the prologue of chain of gold left and

that is all.

Jesse and Lucie

Finally got COG 🤩 Think I’m in love

I was reading the "Whos gonna die in cot" theories when i remembered something about the epilogue of clockwork princess.

When Tessa is remembering Wills death (sorry, ik we all hate to remember this but hang in there) and she was thinking of all the family they had. And so i read it back, and found this

Um, sorry, but uhhh WHAT HAPPENED TO THOMAS ??? Like is this how Cassandra is breaking the news to us, does thomas die ? PLS NOO, do Thomas and Alastair ever get together. WAHT HAPPENS TO HIM ???

OMG ALSO "Cecy's blue eyed boys" ... kit ? Cass pls dont take him. Both Anna and Alexander have blue eyes, and ik Anna is explained as a girl, she could have changed to being seen as a male, i mean we all know what she does, but if one of the "blue eyed boys" is anna, and the other alexander, THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO KIT ?? He has brown eyes, does he die ?? Cass pls dont do this to us.

Wow, so in conclusion, both THOMAS and CHRISTOPHER are either not at Will's death (which is weird, like y would they not be yk) OR THEYRE DEAD. WE ALL KNOW THAT CASS SAID ITS AT LEAST ONE CHARACTER THAT DIES. OMG IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

thanks cass.

okay, I’m rereading chain of gold and the foreshadowing is unbelievable! it is one of my favourite books, but I’ve only read the entirety of it twice so far (because it just feels wrong to reread it. I don’t want to discover mistakes or something that’ll make me like it a bit less…(it’s an entire thing))

Anyways: all that’s happening is me just constantly needing chain of thorns to be released so that I can live in peace from the mental hell that is the fact that it’s almost a year til chain of thorns

How cool and amazing Carstairs siblings are. Both saved their beloved ones from Clave's clutches!

Lucky Tom and James.

Chain of Gold

“I see why my waistcoats cannot hold your attention, Fairchild. I’ve been where you are. Wanting what you can’t have will only rip your heart apart.”

-Magnus Bane (Cassandra Clare, CoG)

Did ya guess it?

What's more seductive than Anna Lightwood's attempts of seduction?

Reading Anna's DESCRIPTION and her Dialogues.

Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?

Matthew: Sure

Matthew: Is that soup, what the-

Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?

Matthew: Rude

Matthew: [sips wine]

Matthew: but yes

Thomas: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Matthew: Of course! As they say in France,

'mi casa es tu casa'.

Thomas: That's Spanish.

Matthew: People can speak Spanish in France too!

Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

Matthew: But then I realized I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes.

Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

Kit: me too

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!

Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy

Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t

The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99

Idk why I made this but enjoy ig

Matthew Fairchild:

Matthew Fairchild:

Isabelle lightwood:

Anna Lightwood:

Christopher lightwood:

Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?

Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed

Thomas: What was that?

Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!

Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?

Alastair: I die

Thomas: ... you can just say hello

Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die

Alastair: I could cuddle with you 23/7.

Thomas: Why not 24/7?

Alastair: Mental crisis hour.

Demon: You'll run away if you're smart

Matthew: WELL I'M NOT!

Matthew: Running away I mean.

Matthew: I'm smart.

I am so curious to know what kind of personality Gideon Lightwood had before he went to Spain in his travel year. We know he was kind of asshole because Will or Jem (I really don't recall!) mentioned that he was worse than Gabriel (and at time Gabriel was a prideful brat).

It would have been very funny to see a bad boy version of him

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

Alastair: Date me

Thomas: What?

Alastair: I said… mate with me

Thomas: Excuse me?

Alastair: I said-

Thomas: You hate me

Alastair: Yes, that

Belial: Hey! Wake up!

Matthew, sleepily: Huh?

Belial: I just murdered your whole entire family!

Matthew: But I live alone-

Belial: Huh- then who are those people in your house?

Matthew: There are people in mY HOUSE??

Belial: Well, not anymore, dumb bitch, you could’ve died, you’re welcome

James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*

Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?

James:

Cordelia:

James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.

Thomas: So, does everyone know what they’re doing?

Matthew: You mean in life or the plan?

Thomas:

Matthew: because I’ve no idea of either.

Matthew: You consider me a friend?

Cordelia: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Matthew: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your family? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.