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“I love you, Ty. I love you.” ❤️
Kit Herondale is the definition of Bi Panic. No I don't take criticism.
Finally got COG 🤩 Think I’m in love
Okay so I posted this a while ago but after reading QOAD I realised this is exactly what happened!! (After all the summoning stuff ya know) so now I feel really smart
LOS SPOILERS
Because Kit can see ghost that stayed on earth (like Jessamine in the London institute) does that mean he might see Livy if she stayed to look over her brothers and sisters (mostly Ty) and would she be following them or staying in the Los Angeles institute?
LOS SPOILERS
Because Kit can see ghost that stayed on earth (like Jessamine in the London institute) does that mean he might see Livy if she stayed to look over her brothers and sisters (mostly Ty) and would she be following them or staying in the Los Angeles institute?
Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical
Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING?!
Ty: So as some of us know, Julian may appeal a little scary…
Kit: “A little”? That boy's a stone cold Slytherin
Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.
Dru: *Stares blankly*
😂❤
So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!
Kit Herondale, probably
Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...
Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.
Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash
*Jem giving Kit a present*
Jem: Happy birthday, Kit! I hope you love it. I’m sorry I couldn’t find any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in hundred-dollar bills.
Kit: I love it already
Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?
Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?
Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless
Kit: I got you
Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again
Kit: Not to brag
Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks
Kit: and the box said 2-4 years
Ty:
Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?
Angel: Wait, what?
Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?
Angel: The bi son...
Raziel: The bison...
Angel: Bi son
Raziel: B i s o n
Angel: B i - S o n
Kit: Hello 911? My hands are both stuck in Pringles tubes… both hands, yes…
Kit: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help... STOP LAUGHING
Kit: *crying* You’ve failed me. I thought I could trust you. Once again, I’ve been left homeless. After all I’ve done for you!
Mina:
Jem:
Tessa: I think we should stop playing monopoly…
Julian: It's really cold outside.
Kit: Just like my heart.
Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Kit: I thought I was meowing back to church for the past few hours
Kit: Turns out it was just Jem and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
Kit: Come on guys, let’s just hug it out!
Jem, Tessa, Mina and Kit: [struggle into group hug]
Jem: Ok, who took my wallet?
Kit: Sorry
Kit: Cancelling plans is okay. Staying home to watch a film is okay. Moving to another country to avoid the love of your life is okay.
Kit: It’s called self-care
Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.
Kit: What’s up?
Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.
Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.
Jem: …
Kit: …
Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily