Kit: Not to brag
Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks
Kit: and the box said 2-4 years
Ty:
Matthew: You should take off your glasses more often
James: *stops*
James: *looks around*
Matthew: What is it? Did you lose anything?
James: It looks like I lost all my fucks and I have none to give
Valentine: Voyages are like children
Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed
Jocelyn: wHat?
Alastair: It's Thomas' turn to be out in the world, interact with other grown-ups. While I get to stay home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer...
Alastair: ... fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the Candy Cane River.
Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?
Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.
Will: It’s true!
Will: *grabbing Jem*
Jem: Wait-
Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*
Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.
Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet
Henry: If you're open to me getting a pet...
Charlotte: Yeah, of course. Get a dog.
Henry: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be?
The TSC fandom, every Monday, just like clockwork:
Jem: Well, I did warn you
Will: Yes
Jem: But did you listen?
Will: No
Jem: Do you ever listen?
Will: No
Jem: Are you listening now?
Will: … no
Jem: Are you staring at my arse right now?
Will: N- yes
Jem: …
Will: In my defense it’s a nice arse.
Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.
Kit: What’s up?
Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.
Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.
Jem: …
Kit: …
Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily
Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.
Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?
Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.
Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?
Alec: I do not.
Isabelle: HEY!
Clary: Take me with you.
Tessa: Can I please stay in your room?
Jem: Why?
Tessa: Will and I played with a Ouija board and we cursed mine
Tessa: and Will isn’t much help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells: “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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