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Today my little brother texted me while he was in school and said “Got a donut for math class imagine not having a donut” and sent two pictures of his donut so I called him an asshole, left work, drove to quick trip, and got myself TWO donuts. I then texted him a picture and called him a bitch. I love my brother.
angry Dean storming down the hallway
Gabriel : uh oh.
Sam : What?
Gabriel : i see an angry brother heading our way.
Sam : yours or mine?
Gabriel : does it matter?
Sam : if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.
MY 11YO LIL BROTHER SAID; AND HERE I QUOTE: "I THINK I HAVE A MAN CRUSH" TO THIS ONE- I'M DEAD- PLS-
"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘢𝘰𝘵𝘰"
Family discussions
Sister : huh (her dog) didn’t even bark at (brothers best friend) Tyler
Me: that’s because Tyler isn’t a threat
Tyler: hey
Brother: true
Family Discussions
Sister: I’m hungry
Mom: do you want a coffee Maria’s coming in a bit
Me: which Maria ?
Sister: the one that makes tamales which Maria do you think?
Me: the one I like
Sister: that’s cold woman
Me: we don’t even know her
Sister : she makes food I don’t need to know her!!!
Family Discussions
Damian :(random scream on the other side of the house)
Jason: was that a scream of happiness or agony
Tim(not looking up from hisphone): both
Family Discussions-
Big Sis: why do you call everyone “baby” but be?
Me: I call you a baby all the time
Big Sis: when?
Me: usually when I’m insulting you
Family Discussion-
Jason: Hey baby!
Damian: ewww don’t call me that
Jason: Dick literally calls you that all the time!
Damian: that’s different he calls everyone that
Dick (walks in and pats Tim): hi baby! Hey have you guys seen my new baby?
Them: You’ve had Tim for years?
Dick: I meant my new succulent
Family Discussions-
Me: shut up 3’s an 11 is speaking!
Little Bro: you think we’re 3’s?!?! 😧
(I love that he was more concerned over me calling them 3’s than over the fact that I called myself an 11. Like yeah I’m great but so are they.)
Dear Tumblr: My brother feels bad for lying to his internet friends of a year. He had to lie about his age to get an account and now they all think he’s 14 (he’s actually 13).
I keep telling him it’s not a big deal but he feels guilty and still hasn’t told them the truth.
What should I do?
A little sketch of Diodra that was promised. 😌
I hope it turned out similar!...! 😅
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R.I.P. ALEX
Hey little bro, see how beautiful you made me. I love how big and round I feel, like I was made for this. Anyways, our little girl is doing fine and if her kicks are anything to go by, then she’ll be just as energetic as her father. I don’t know if it’s actually going to be a girl but I have a feeling, guess I got mother’s intuition early huh. I wish you could be here when I give birth but my college is just to far away and you still need to finish your schooling. Guess we’ll have to settle for you being the first to hold her on my next visit. Maybe we’ll work on getting on her a little brother of her own.
Decisions, decisions. Which present should I fuck first, my straight laced older sister, or my rebellious younger sister?
Hey little bro, I’m sorry your girlfriend didn’t let you ride her. If it were me, I’d let you ride me any time, any place and you could creampie me too. I’m not just saying that to cheer you up. Go ahead and mount me like a bitch in heat and pound me to your hearts content, don’t forget the creampie.
Years later she’s still going to be shouting his name, only this time it’ll be in pleasure as he pounds her pussy balls deep.
Haha! Little Mason knows just what he’s doing to his big sis…
My sister has defeated the beast that is college! It was great seeing my family again!
I so love (no I don't) how my older brother told my little brother that if they had been in the same grade, that my little brother would have absolutely been in my older brother's friend group. And then my older brother also told me that he hates being associated with me. So I think I have a reason to be upset by our relationship.
My little brother would honestly make such a good media star.
Podcast host? Yas queen, he got the voice, he got the humor.
TV show star? Obviously. He’s got the looks and the friend group. His hair, his style, his monologues, his creativity.
YouTuber? Believe me, everyone would be simps. They’d be making TikToks rating his laugh and his singing and make “out of context” clip channels.
today’s motivation for getting out of bed: wanting to show my brother an oddly shaped skittle I found
I know I said “good 4 u” was at my ex best friend, but I don’t really associate it with her, because my little brother introduced me to it in the same hour that I started reading Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo and I always think of Kaz and Inej because of it. Good times.
I had a great childhood, but I admit seeing my mom make cute little lunches with messages in them for my little brother when all I had at that age were basic sandwiches everyday makes me feel really jealous.
!!!!!BIG BROTHER x LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!
Little brother who hid under their cool big brothers bed to scare them after school. Waiting for him to lay down before freaking him out.
Big brother who just got home and thinks he’s alone so he lays on his bed and begins to masterbate. Moaning out little brother’s name as he imagined taking him for himself. Not even knowing his little brother was right under him.
Little brother. Not moving as he listens. His hand slipping into his own boxers and fingering his soaking boy cunt to the sound of his big brother. He may not of scared him but he’s gonna visit his room tonight.
Avatar / Power Ranger worlds
Actually we did it this year.
My little brother asked "Is Captain America going to come to our house in the middle of the night?"
I said yeah and he was like "BUT THATS TRESSPASING!!!"
He was also like "Well we'll know if he's real if they're gone tomorrow"
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
Same jumper? Were they sharing or did they have one each? In my mind this is George’s and Paul has borrowed it. ❤️