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Cartman Family

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--Ep 1 - Cartman Family Tkls--

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|Lee - Cartman -- Ler - Liane|

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"Young man! This is the last time I'm going to say it! You need to be nicer to your friends!" Liane scolded, having enough of her sons attitude

"Shut the fuck up meem!" Cartman lashed back, crossing his arms

Liane gasped "Eric! You cannot say that! It's a very naughty word!" Liane scolded, moving her finger up and down

Eric followed it with his gaze, looking unimpressed

"Eric, you BETTER get your act together or else!"

"Or else WHAT meem?" Cartman asked with sass

"Oh, I've just had about enough of you!" Liane groaned in frustration at her sons disobedience

"Ugh... how do other parents discipline their kids?.. I'd never hurt Eric... grounding him won't be effective..." Liane thought before getting an idea

"Well... if you don't start listening, I'll have no choice but to punish you." Liane walked closer

Eric was a bit intimidated, backing away a little before she grabbed his wrist. Gently, but damn her grip was tight.

"...Let me go." He demanded, his voice growing called.

"I'll count to three. 1."

"Mom."

"2."

"Don't hit three."

"..."

"Mom?!"

"Three."

Once she hit three, Cartman slammed his eyes shut. He peeked out in confusion, looking at his mom. "Huh--?" Before he felt a tingly feeling on his side and Liane kneel down

"Pfft-- *snort* mohohohom!" His giggles may be ugly to some, but for Liane, it was adorable

"Awh, it's good to hear you laugh like this again, Eric!"

"Fuhuhucking stohohohop *snort*" His giggles/laughter was very snorty and squealy to say the least

"Now, you brought this upon yourself, Eric! You know mommy wouldn't hit you, so what other options were there? Besides, I see your little friend Kyle to this to you all the time when you make him upset!" Liane said with a smile

Cartmans face flushed a little more as his giggles grew slightly "You WHAHAHAT?! *squeal*"

"Yeah! Even saw Kenny do it once..."

"OHO-- *snort* YOU FUHUHUHUCKING SPYHYHYHYHYHY!!! *snort*" Cartman tried to push his mom's hands away

(I heacanon that when he gets embarrassed his laughter can grow:D)

"Now now, Eric. That's not polite." She teased slightly

"STAHAHAHAHAP!!"

"Manners, Eric." She said in a stern tone

The fat boy snorted and squealed, trying his best

"Nope!" She targeted his stomach. Oh his fucking stomach.

"NAHAHAHA-- *snort WAHAHAIT-! NOT-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO!! *snort*" His high giggles turned to laughter

"My, so snorty!"

"MOHOHOHOHOHOM!!"

"Will you be nicer to your friends?"

"YEHEHES-! FUHUHUHUCK-- *snort* I WILL!! I WILL I WILL I WIHIHIHIHIHIHIIILL!!" Cartman held his mom's wrist, not knowing what else to do.

"Manners!" She reminded

"YEHEHEHES!! I WIHIHIHILL!!"

"Promise?"

"I SWEHEHEHEAR ON-- *snort* ALL FUHUHUHUCKING JEHEHEHEWS AND ABOHOHOHOHOVE!! *snort* JUST QUIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIHIT!!! *squeal*" Some tears rolled down his face

Liane smiled softly and stopped, letting her baby boy pant and huff as she held him

"That's a good boy, Eric. How about we get some ice cream as a reward?" She went back to her usual sweet sounding self.

"Ye... yeheah..." he sighed

❤️End💙

☆This'll be a small series of all the families in South Park! (Ones that I actually give a shit about--) I started off with Cartman since he is my favorite. Thanks for reading, Sunflower!!♡♡ Also, pardon me if some parts is offensive to some. It's Eric... I don't know what else to tell you.☆

Doctor: you have 3 minutes and 11 seconds to live

Me:

KDtifkyfyf

no words

EVEN THE GIRL IN THE BACK LOOKS LIKE REBECCA

"The cartoon is called el chavo if you're curious 😌✋"

"Kahl quick we have to hide"

I hear a half whisper coming from the doorway and without having time to process what's happening I'm being pushed into a closet.

"What the hell is-"

"Shh quiet jew, they might hear"

Now where both cramped intoo a tiny closet. Well it's not tiny it's just Cartman being fat and taking up a lot of space while I'm just barely squeezed in holding the closet doors shut.

"What are you talking about?"

"I saw a rober with a gun here"

"What!?"

"Shhh"

"Sorry...what? We have to call the cops"

"I'm not stupid Kahl, I alredy did. Now we just have to wait here"

"Allright" I agree and everything goes to silance.

Well this is kindda awkward...um

God and it doesnt help that where so crampt in here. He's propably hunched over cuz I can feel his hot breath on my neck. God hes so close JESUS CHRIST WHY IS HE SO CLOSE A-

"You okay Kah-?"

"Yes"

ye if you’re getting deja vu then you’re not crazy xd

this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay 🙂

no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this “big project” and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thing 

dunno hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🥴✨

Randy finds out he is 30% Mexican from those online nationality race percentage tests and embraces his Mexican side by doing traditional Mexican stuff. He gets his family and those around him into his culture, while Stan goes to school and gets teased by Cartman about his culture.

(Comic and whole story coming soon)

(IM MEXICAN BTW I CAN DO THIS SO DONT GET ALL YKNOW SENSITIVE)