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Something something I’ve been working on instead of putting attention at school jsjsbsjsjs

I’m responsible I swear 😭

Working on a new Kyman au

^ Is Kyle's old angel form

^ Is his current form

FARTMAN LOOKS SO CURSED LMAOOOO

THIS IS AN ONE SHOT SO ASK ME SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

It was noon, Kyle and Cartman was hanging out at Cartman's house.

Cartman: Dude, what if you turn into a cute fluffy cat and I make a Instagram account for you! You would be the center of attention!

Kyle: I don't know, dude...

Cartman: C'mon, you would be famous!

Kyle:Deal, but if someone finds about my shapeshifting abilities, you will be the one to blame.

Cartman: Deal!

Kyle turns into a fluffy orange cat with his iconic green hat but smaller.

Cartman:OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!

Cartman starts to pet Kyle.

Cartman:Who's the cutest cat in the world, it's you!

Kyle meows cutely in his cat form. He looks cute in his cat form despite his grumpy attitude. Cartman takes out his phone and starts taking pictures and then he makes a new account on Instagram named 'Kyle the Kitty'. He posts the pictures on that account and it was just few likes. They try it for a month but it was just few likes and few followers.

Fun fact(Kyman Redemption Fanfic/Au): When Kyle comes out as Pansexual to Sheila, Sheila thinks that being Pansexual is only having attraction to French people and that gets worse when Cartman(His boyfriend) says that his Grand grandfather was French and Craig says that Kyle shoves up baguettes up to his butt(which isnt real) and calls him Le Kyle.

This actually made me laugh.

Ulterior Motives outtakes

“Kyle, no offense but your relationship with Cartman makes me wanna kill myself,” Stan deadpanned.

“Yeah, I agree, I’ve never been suicidal but even I feel like killing myself,” Clyde added.

“Woah woah woah, come on you guys, you can’t kill yourselves,” Cartman panicked.

Cartman handed Kyle a gun.

“The blood has to be on Kyle’s hands.”

“WHAT THE FUCK.”

Reason for outtake: Stan is too mean in this, I don’t think he’d say that + Cartman making Kyle kill people is probably too much

It was SO funny to me when I wrote it

Lmk if I should show more outtakes

i drink to forget but i always rember 
fhjfyuf why did i do this? 
edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why

"Kahl quick we have to hide"

I hear a half whisper coming from the doorway and without having time to process what's happening I'm being pushed into a closet.

"What the hell is-"

"Shh quiet jew, they might hear"

Now where both cramped intoo a tiny closet. Well it's not tiny it's just Cartman being fat and taking up a lot of space while I'm just barely squeezed in holding the closet doors shut.

"What are you talking about?"

"I saw a rober with a gun here"

"What!?"

"Shhh"

"Sorry...what? We have to call the cops"

"I'm not stupid Kahl, I alredy did. Now we just have to wait here"

"Allright" I agree and everything goes to silance.

Well this is kindda awkward...um

God and it doesnt help that where so crampt in here. He's propably hunched over cuz I can feel his hot breath on my neck. God hes so close JESUS CHRIST WHY IS HE SO CLOSE A-

"You okay Kah-?"

"Yes"

ye if you’re getting deja vu then you’re not crazy xd

this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay 🙂

no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this “big project” and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thing 

dunno hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🥴✨

Now I'm laying in the bed terrified. Fuck I just saw a flashlight flash in my window someone is trying to get in here! WHat DO I DO?! AHh no Kyle get it together you're sounding like Tweek. Yeah shut your eyes... forget... mabye I should still loo-

My quick start of a sleep was intorupted by a pair of hands. Hands? Touching around my bed like there blind and then my arm? Hands... OH

"AA-" I scream but one of them covers my mouth and I hear a low husky "shhh"

"Its okay it's me Kahl" the 'stranger' quietly reassures but takes my pause as mark of not knowing who he is. Surprised he continues

"Kahl? Is this you?"

Then he starts touching around my face with his bigass hands. He squeezes the puffy hair but still is not reassured so goes around some more. As soon as he touches the nose he says "Yeah okay that's Kahl"

Cartman: Hey Kahl, have you found yourself someone on jdate yet?

Kyle: I dunno, have you stopped crying alone in you're room waching food porn on your snapchat yet?

Cartman: ...*sniff* jew...

Yup kyman agen 🥴👍

Cartman kindda looks like Clyde but oh well

♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBUDxX_DLM&ab_channel=Teashis ♥

heo got myself a tablet so here’s some kyman 😌🥴💚💖 Also yeah I just noticed that the t is missing one line but oh well xd

Hi Good morning-ish

I hope today is wonderful for all of you!

Now without further a do I give you… Day 2: touch 

Touch makes me Blush

Cartman: *crying*

Kyle: Excuse me, Are you ok?

Cartman: Huh?

Kyle: Why are you crying?

Cartman: Some kids called me fat.

Kyle: Oh that’s not okay at all. Do you wanna play with me and my friends?

Cartman: Really?

Kyle: Really! Now dry eyes, and let’s play!

Cartman: Ok!

*BAM*

Cartman and Kyle shoot upwards

Enter Jacy: SUP GAY WADS!!!

Cartman and Kyle look behind the couch

Enter Ike now, dragging Jacy: Jacy let study.

Jacy being dragged: Ok Ike.

(Here’s a little sub context: Jacy has a knack formathematics and science, so she’s been tutoring Ike every so often when I has a test needs some study help)

Frick!!! I’m late!! I wrote/drew/colored this last week! The posting was the hardest part, ngl.

I’m so sorry!!! I’m tierd.

Anyways please enjoy:

Day 1: Secrets

My Little Secret

Also posted pencil draft hope you all enjoy!

Good night. IT’S 10:47 PM I’M DONE!!!!! 😁

See y’all tomorrow.

Sh-shhh, quieter