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I like how Ranboo’s chat has just prepared to go into lockdown any time lore happens.
Like, one smiley face or a music change and chat starts going: HOLD HANDS!!! RANBOO D: LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY CALM! oh sh*t LORE MODE ACTIVATING RANBOO NO!
angrily drawn ron glenn ship art as promised😡
wlw daily activities 🌺🌺
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
it should not have taken me three watches and several years to realize that Voltron is just very gay Power Rangers 
watching lord of the rings w my friends and
“granddaddy gandalf”
“no, he’s grandalf”
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“this movie just makes me want to play elden ring you know that right?”
“i want to elden my ring”
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“it’s bilbo baggins!”
“no, it’s dildo baggins.”
“nah, it’s didlo haggins”
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“i want gandalf to open my door”
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“it’s jesus!”
“it’s cate blanchett”
“who’s to say cate blanchett isn’t jesus?”
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“pretty lady with a sword!”
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“I murder spiders on sight this is my punishment” - friend who is terrified of spiders
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“i am no man” - the movie
“marry me!!”
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((pippin has just found merry after the battle for gondor))
“kiss him! kiss him!! tell him that you love him!”
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((Sam has just stabbed an orc to save Frodo))
“It’s Sting!”
“FRODO ITS YOUR LOVER!!”
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“but what if sam just wants to make gardens? i’d let him”
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“aww, gimli and legolas are besties”
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“yo, frodo just actually needs to go outside and touch some grass”
“he’s already outside he just needs to touch some grass”
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“no this is perfect sam is like ‘i’m so gay for you’ and frodo’s like ‘i’m actually asexual but thank you’”
“… anyways now kiss”
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“ORLAAANDO BLOOM”
“orlando blooom”
“i want him to look at me like that”
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((frodo just woke up))
“imagine if random characters from pirates of the caribbean walked in”
“no no no imagine voldemort just fuckin walks through the door-”
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((gandalf places crown on aragorn))
“ GRYFFINDOR”
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“AWW THEY KISSED ON THE MOUTH! IN PUBLIC!”
“I would let him (aragorn) lick my teeth”
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“why are hobbits so frikin hot?”
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((elf says something in elvish))
“shut the fuck up i don’t speak french”
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“how can you call this movie a masterpiece when no men kiss each other on the mouth?”
“straight people are still valid”
“no”
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“NIPPLE DOORS”
Kolasi.
he's the only two braincells.
and it's not even the two of him who have the braincells, just Magadon.
polycule/friend group/sibling: tag the oc that serves as the one functioning brain cell among all the rest